26 January 2010

who i am jealous of today: victoria beckham


that bitch gets everything!!! (yeah, i want to be her...)


the sheik of dubai offered vicki £25 million to design a hotel!!! £25 MILLION!!!



The former Spice Girls singer was personally approached by the ruler of Dubai, Sheik Mohammed bin Rashid al-Maktoum, who asked her to lend her talents to the project after meeting Victoria, 35, and her 34-year-old husband David when they holidayed in the Gulf last summer.
The hotel will be located on a fashion-themed island called Isla Moda off the Dubai coast, which is part of The World development - a man-made archipelago of 300 islands constructed in the shape of a map of the landmasses of the Earth.
A source revealed: "Even in these credit-crunched times, the fee offered to Victoria was astronomical. She was absolutely stunned."
Victoria not yet decided whether to sign up, but if she accepts the offer she will work with Karl Lagerfeld on the creation for Dubai, which is part of the United Arab Emirates.
Last night (25.01.10) a spokeswoman for Victoria said: "Victoria is always keen to look at ways of growing her business, but for now her focus is New York fashion week next month."


http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/story/hotel-designer-victoria-beckham_1129867

moscow mayor calls gay pride march "satanic"






<<< MEGA-JERK



The mayor of Moscow, known for his overtly homophobic statements, said Monday that he would never allow a gay pride parade in the city, calling it "Satanic" and saying marchers should be punished.
"A gay parade... cannot be called anything but a Satanic act," Yury Luzhkov told an education conference, quoted by Interfax news agency. "We haven't permitted such a parade and we won't permit it in the future."
Luzhkov called for gay marchers to be punished. "It's high time that we stop propagating nonsense discussions about human rights, and bring to bear on them the full force and justice of the law," he said.
Gay rights campaigner Nikolai Alexeyev reaffirmed that plans for this year's gay pride parade will go ahead despite the ban.
"We don't plan to make any changes. We still plan to hold a gay parade on May 29," Alexeyev told AFP.
Luzhkov first called the gay pride parade "Satanic" in 2007, prompting gay rights campaigners to sue him for libel -- unsuccessfully.
Organisers have never been granted permission to hold gay pride parades by the city authorities, leading to violent clashes with police and anti-gay protestors.
Last year's parade took place on the day of the Eurovision Song Contest final held in Moscow.
In a public relations disaster for the city, Alexeyev and other campaigners were brutally dragged into police vans by riot police in front of a crowd of international journalists.
They were later fined.


article via AFP



event: chicagoland vintage clothing & jewelry show- feb 26 & 27

charitable: SOLES4SOULS



head over here RIGHT NOW PPL!!! and donate $5 to buy 2 pairs of shoes for ppl in need.

5 dollars =
2 pairs of shoes!!!


you spend more on your morning latte at starbucks.
think about putting that money to better use.
they're bringing shoes to the people of haiti now, so please, take a moment.

donate.
help.
thanks.



***p.s. the zach braff/donald faison vid is pretty funny. def worth a look-see. :)

artsy news: exhume leo?




Creative art historians have made a cottage industry out of trying to prove various theories about the Mona Lisa (she was the mistress of Giuliano di Medici!), her elusive smile (an optical illusion!), and even her health (she's pregnant!), but never has anyone gone to the macabre lengths proposed by a team of Italian scientists and art historians.
In an effort to investigate an outside-the-box hypothesis that the famous portrait is actually a disguised self-portrait of da Vinci, the group has requested permission to open the Renaissance master's tomb and use his skull to "rebuild Leonardo's face and compare it with the Mona Lisa," anthropologist Giorgio Gruppioni told the Times of London.

Da Vinci's remains reside at 
Amboise Castle in France's Loire valley, where they were taken after the church where he was originally laid to rest was destroyed during the French Revolution. Thus far the scholars say the French government has agreed to allow the exhumation in principle, and that formal approval could be granted by this summer -- a prospect that has disquieted other Leonardo scholars who wonder if exploring the unusual theory is worth disturbing the artist's resting place.

However, supporters of the investigation point to similarities between the Mona Lisa's facial structure and that of the artist's own face as evidenced in a circa 1515 self-portrait, also citing da Vinci's homosexuality and interest in riddles as support for the conjecture. The undertaking would have tickled 
Marcel Duchamp. The keen wit behind L.H.O.O.Q. (1919), a reproduction of the Mona Lisa embellished with a mustache, the late Modernist icon had a cross-dressing artistic alter ego himself, Rrose Sélavy.


about L.H.O.O.Q. cuz it's interesting...

L.H.O.O.Q. is a work of art by Marcel Duchamp first conceived in 1919. The work is one of what Duchamp referred to as readymades, or more specifically an assisted ready-made. Pioneered by him, the readymade involves taking mundane, often utilitarian objects not generally considered to be art and transforming them, by adding to them, changing them, or (as in the case of his most famous work Fountain) simply renaming them and placing them in a gallery setting. In L.H.O.O.Q.the objet trouvé (found object) is a cheap postcard reproduction of Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa onto which Duchamp drew a moustache and beard in pencil and appended the title.
The name of the piece, L.H.O.O.Q., is a pun, since the letters when pronounced in French form the sentence, Elle a chaud au cul. "Elle a chaud au cul" literally translates into "She is hot in the ass". In a late interview (Schwarz 203), Duchamp gave a loose translation of "L.H.O.O.Q." as "there is fire down below" (in fact the term avoir chaud au cul is slang used in the sense of "to be horny").





article from artinfo.com
L.H.O.O.Q. info from wikipedia.com

quotable: david arquette

"i don't think that has anything to do with anything. writing articles about people that put on weight is just wasting space for real news. and who really cares? i love round people, i love skinny people. i love people, in general. we've got to get past labels and stop being so critical about everything."




10 January 2010

everyone: MAKE OUT!



ten surprising facts about kissing...




1. According to anthropologists, 90 percent of people kiss. But that doesn’t mean that kissing is the same for everyone. Kissing customs vary across the world. 


For instance, certain African tribes literally kiss the ground of their leaders, while in many parts of Europe, it is not unusual for men to kiss each other. Kissing people on both cheeks as a form of greeting is another popular custom in many parts of the world, and both Eskimos and Egyptians "kiss" by rubbing noses, hence an "Eskimo kiss."



2. PDA was strictly forbidden in old-school Italy. In 16th century Naples, the punishment for kissing was the death penalty. We bet there were a lot of unhappy women. And a lot of hangings.


3. Be careful where you kiss. Though the punishment's not quite as harsh as our Italian predecessors, kissing is still illegal in some parts of the United States.


Those in Cedar Rapids, Iowa are not allowed to kiss strangers and women in Hartford, Conn. are not legally allowed to lock lips with their husbands on Sundays. And mustached Indiana men can forget about ever becoming "players." According to Indiana law, it is illegal for men who have a mustache to "habitually kiss human beings." <<< hahaha! oh indiana, you and your silly laws...


4. Let's talk science. Kissing generally uses one muscle, called the orbicularis oris, that is responsible for puckering your lips when you kiss. The science of kissing itself is called philematology.


5. Making out can be healthy for you. Kissing for one minute burns 26 calories. So enjoy that chocolate cake, and make up for it later with an extended make-out sesh with your partner.


6. It is considered good luck to kiss the Blarney Stone, but you may die trying. Kissing the Blarney Stone located in Cork, Ireland, is no easy feat. One poor pilgrim even fell to his death trying to accomplish the task.


To kiss the stone, you have to sit with your back facing the stone while someone holds your feet. Then you lean backwards, hold on to the handrails placed specifically there for this purpose, and lower yourself until you can reach the stone and kiss it. Sounds simple enough, right? <<< been there, done that, suckas... so cool. :)


7. The world record for longest kiss goes to Americans Rich Langley and Louisa Almedovar for a session lasted 30 hours and 59 minutes. No word on if they got food and bathroom breaks. 




8. On average, two-thirds of people tip their heads to the right when they pucker up. Some believe this tendency starts in the womb before you are even born. Or maybe you are just getting over the trauma that was your first kiss (you know, when you collided your nose into his and ended up kissing his ear instead of his mouth.). 


9. You may have signed XOXO on your high school crush's Valentine's Day card, but did you know what it meant? As many may know, the X in XOXO means kisses and the O has come to mean hugs. This comes from the Middle Ages, when people would often sign their names with an X, as much of the population was illiterate. Afterwards, they would kiss the document.


10. Kissing can increase your life expectancy. Sure, sucking face has been blamed for the rise of Mononucleosis, the spread of cold sores, and the general transmission of other unsavory diseases. But a study has shown that men live up to five years longer if they kiss their wife before going to work. So gentlemen, pucker up—for health's sake.



photo: gustav klimt "the kiss"


http://yourtango.com/200922434/10-unusual-kissing-facts?lid=more

vid: bohemian rhapsody, as performed by the muppets

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!! and welcome to post number 101. how fabulous!

here's a fantastically fun vid to start 2010 off right. enjoy. :)